Thursday, November 20, 2008

What beauty is and what it isn't: Dyan Cannon

Watching some netflix movies, I ran across this actress: Dyan Cannon. I cannot believe for the life of me that a woman this unattractive could become an actress.

Now, the temptation is to treat all women as inherently beautiful in their own right, but certainly we can be mature enough to admit certain aesthetic truths. Her entire face is structured oddly, her eyes are even unattractive. Later in life, she becomes even more unattractive. I suppose this all makes me quite a hater among women reading this. Thankfully there are probably no women reading this.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

No movies will be made about the causes of the credit crisis

So, the credit crisis might start reaching people as serious now that Deutsche Bank is backing out of $450 million worth of Paramount's film financing. However, with any crisis, as Morton's Youth Leadership School teaches us, comes both danger and opportunity. And so, what is the opportunity here? Well, when one considers what I consider a general dissatisfaction with Hollywood, a recognition that their movies have for years been substandard and wanting, along with the writer's strike, a possible actor's strike, and skyrocketing costs and salaries: conservatives ought to capitalize on this chaos by producing truly great movies, such as Bella. Several years ago, I heard various conservative schemes to make Dallas the conservative Hollywood, and I met a fellow in Louisiana who was going to try and spur conservative, Christian and good movies in the Bayou, but both schemes seem to have lost traction. There will never be a better time to give Americans what they really want: great, wholesome movies about real issues, topics, leaders and heroes. If there are any billionaires reading, please contact me and I'll spend your money wisely.

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