Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Secret Histories of America, and other tall tales by Oliver Stone

Oliver Stone is planning to come out with a major production of the secret history of America. And one thing that really bothers me about Stone is how he plays off both ends of this argument or has done so in the past. On one hand he says he's not a historian, he claims that he's just a filmmaker, just an entertainer. And in that regard, sure, obviously, he's right and his films are all very entertaining, if amazingly misleading about their factual history.

But here, all the sudden Stone becomes a historian. He wants both things without the responsibility of either, especially as a serious historian. He wants to tell interesting tales that people tune into because they are so desperate for truth, for clarity about their cultural identity, and then Stone maliciously lies and maligns historical figures because of his twisted ideology. I write ideology and I don't even know that he seriously has one, or if his ideology is just a manner of saying that he enjoys filming lies. I don't think he's "liberal" as much as he's "completely unconcerned with truth" and likes to tell a big tale. He's somewhat infantile in that regard, and many of the things in his personal life suggest a certain childishness that comes through. He's the victim of sexual abuse by his mother, so he claims, and I've read elsewhere that such people often stop their emotional and psychological development at the point when that happens. So, taking that unfortunate fact into account, you can start to see Stone as the prepubescent boy who loves lying so that people listen to his tall tales, the kid who always has an amazing yarn to spin. He's always wanted and desired because he can capture and enthrall people. We're all supporting actors in this 50 year old tragedy of mommy molesting oliver.

And I love Stone's movies, they're all masterful. They're incredibly engaging, they provide and provoke hours of discussion. The man is dangerous and ought to be imprisoned for life, however, and anyone with even a passing interest in either history or films ought to seriously consider if they ought to intellectually consume our modern Gnostic priest of recent American history.

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

What beauty is and what it isn't: Dyan Cannon

Watching some netflix movies, I ran across this actress: Dyan Cannon. I cannot believe for the life of me that a woman this unattractive could become an actress.

Now, the temptation is to treat all women as inherently beautiful in their own right, but certainly we can be mature enough to admit certain aesthetic truths. Her entire face is structured oddly, her eyes are even unattractive. Later in life, she becomes even more unattractive. I suppose this all makes me quite a hater among women reading this. Thankfully there are probably no women reading this.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

No movies will be made about the causes of the credit crisis

So, the credit crisis might start reaching people as serious now that Deutsche Bank is backing out of $450 million worth of Paramount's film financing. However, with any crisis, as Morton's Youth Leadership School teaches us, comes both danger and opportunity. And so, what is the opportunity here? Well, when one considers what I consider a general dissatisfaction with Hollywood, a recognition that their movies have for years been substandard and wanting, along with the writer's strike, a possible actor's strike, and skyrocketing costs and salaries: conservatives ought to capitalize on this chaos by producing truly great movies, such as Bella. Several years ago, I heard various conservative schemes to make Dallas the conservative Hollywood, and I met a fellow in Louisiana who was going to try and spur conservative, Christian and good movies in the Bayou, but both schemes seem to have lost traction. There will never be a better time to give Americans what they really want: great, wholesome movies about real issues, topics, leaders and heroes. If there are any billionaires reading, please contact me and I'll spend your money wisely.

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